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Price Drop on Green Kraken 🐙

BOAZ's handcrafted pre-rolled whole flower joints have taken a dive in price.

Not as deep as a kraken perhaps, so I'd thought I'd share these thoughts with y'all...

The Kraken

Below the thunders of the upper deep,

Far, far beneath in the abysmal sea,

His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep

The Kraken sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee

About his shadowy sides; above him swell

Huge sponges of millennial growth and height;

And far away into the sickly light,

From many a wondrous grot and secret cell

Unnumbered and enormous polypi

Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green.

There hath he lain for ages, and will lie

Battening upon huge sea worms in his sleep,

Until the latter fire shall heat the deep;

Then once by man and angels to be seen,

In roaring he shall rise and on the surface die.

- Alfred Lord Tennyson - 1809-1892

Did you know this strain is more commonly known as Green Crack?!

Can't call it that because, you know, the children...

- Me (not dead yet)

Crack is wack.

- Whitney Houston - 1963 - 2012

Artwork: elmisa on DeviantArt


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